I will not be flying to the Bahamas to make a claim to paternity. My relationship with Anna was purely platonic, like with all my Playboy playmate, celebrity, stripper girlfriends. The Fox News truck can vacate my cul-de-sac.
The Brits have Princess Diana and we have Anna Nicole Smith.
I would also like to announce a looming global catastrophe. We already know about global warming. I'm talking about global dumbing. The IQ of mankind is dropping 1 to 2 points a year. How else to explain Fox News? Global dumbing. You heard it here first.
A nice thing about swim-bike-run-work-eat-sleep is that there is no room for television. Unfortunately, television encroached into my life this afternoon at Happy Hour at Pappasito's. We figured that Pappasito's had its hepatitis case already, it must be safe now. However, it wasn't as safe as we thought. We sat in front of Fox News at the bar. They did interrupt their non stop coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith story for the latest Brittany news. There also was a story about rats in Taco Bell and a piece on how Obama and Hillary are starting to fight. They must have picked the picture of Hillary that had the most lines in her face that they could find.
It is time to ignore the television for several more weeks.
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