Tiggs can have Janet Jackson, I am a Madonna man. Although since she did not return my calls last time I was in London, I am refusing to go to her concert tonight in Houston. We have a lot in common her and I:
- Born in the 50's
- Fitness addicts
- Successful in our professions
- Vegetarians, although she is macrobiotic
- Married (though she will soon be single)
- Blonde friends in their 30's (hers is Gwyneth, mine is Flicka)
- Always reinventing, never quitting
Yup, we are made for each other. Don't know what she sees in A-Rod.
Now when I asked my wife today to dress up like Madonna, I got a strange look. And now for some reason she is airing out all my clothing in the back yard. Usually they get hung up though. And cleaning some of them in the pool seems odd. I asked her about it but for some reason she's not talking to me today.
I wonder if Hillary aired Bill's clothes on the White House lawn?
2 comments:
I'm going to the show tonight! Can't wait!
And here I thought you had some taste. I am calling Stone Brewing and asking that they...awww, never mind.
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