Saturday, October 27, 2007

Anyone Knows What Time It Is?

Up at 3:30 am, oh the joys of jet lag. But it is October in Houston....

Crosstrain and The Three Bears' Bicycles

Once upon a time there was an athletic man named Crosstrain.
He went for a ride on a jet plane in October. Pretty soon, he came upon a city in the Middle East. He cleared immigration and walked right in.

"This city is too hot!" he exclaimed.

So, he left and went to a city in Europe.

"This city is too cold." he said

So, he left and went to Houston, Texas.

"Ahhh, this city is just right," he said happily and he stayed.

After he'd slept in the cool October evening he decided he was feeling a little frisky. So, he walked into the living room where he saw three bicycles. Crosstrain sat on the first bike.

"This recumbent bike hurts my coccyx (aka tail bone)!" he exclaimed.

So he sat on the second bike.

"This mountain bike has wheels that makes me look fat." he whined.

So he tried the last and sleekest bike.

"Ahhh, this Trek road bike is just right," he sighed.

So Crosstrain went out for a long bike ride in the Space City in the hopes he could outride the Three Bears who owned the bikes.

And that is the story of Crosstrain and the Three Bears Bicycles.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are too funny! and really, the mountain bike just makes your ankles look fat, not all of you.

Pony and Petey said...

Wow...what a creative guy you are! hahahahaha

Every time I would see you yesterday, I'd think "hey, there's the bicycle man!"

That's a compliment = )