More frivolity tomorrow at the marathon, come join us!
Irish Wit
God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Marriage is the same. Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. George Bernard Shaw
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Brendan Behan
I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after. Oscar Wilde
First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. Denis Healey
It was a bold man who first swallowed an oyster. Jonathan Swift
Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. Irish Saying
1 comment:
Priceless. Veronica should submit that for ITR!
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